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05-19-2008, 08:09 AM
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*New computer virus's
Be careful & run your spyware everyday! Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte. Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB. Britney Spears virus: Your two 3.5 inch floppies turn into 36D floppies. Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them. Ellen Degeneres virus (AKA the Rosie virus): Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC. Titanic virus: Makes your computer go down. Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy. Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there. Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact. HBO virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week. Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card. NFL Blackout virus: Will only let you run progams on a remote terminal that's more than 75 miles away. Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal files and forwards them to the authorities. Bill Clinton virus: Your computer displays only porn and emits cigar smoke. Al Gore virus: Runs quietly in background mode but doesn't appear to really do much of anything. Dick Vitale virus: Makes your computer very loud and obnoxious, detracting from the program you're actually trying to view. Tonya Harding virus: Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons. Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files. Jerry Seinfeld virus: Program about nothing that exits when you're really enjoying it. Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files to everyone. AT&T virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
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05-19-2008, 09:52 AM
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sassybrat
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 I love this post .....
gonna print and send to Uncle. Thx for sharing.
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05-19-2008, 02:40 PM
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BTW, I LOVE the sig you made! 
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05-19-2008, 07:26 PM
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