Marky_D_Sahdd

Life is funny. That's why I laugh so much. All of the following happened to ME, not some nameless typist on the internet, and all in the last week:

1. Went to Spencer Gifts in the mall, looking for a disco ball to replace the one my son had at one time. A girl stormed to the back, slammed some merchandise onto a display table and hissed as she stomped out of the store:
"Since when do you have to be over 16 to buy bondage toys?"

2. At In-and-Out burger today, I was giving an order to the young cashier.
ME: "I'd like two double-doubles, please.
HER: "Would you like onions on those?"
ME: "Only on one. I'd like one of them plain, please."
HER: "Which one would you like plain, sir, the one with or without the onions?"
Sweetpea nor I could answer for 30 seconds or so, and even the, I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing. The poor girl never figured out what she'd said.

3. This last is a quote from a new magazine called "Y'all," a magazine for southerners (No, I'm not kidding. Yes, it really exists.) In an article about the death of Anna Nichole Smith,
the final paragraph begins "(Anna Nichole) Smith was buried by her son Daniel in the Bahamas." But Daniel died FIRST, non? So how could he bury his mother? Sweetpea finally figured out that the author had meant the word "By" to mean "Next to," as in "In the adjoining plot." That's not what it means in that sentence.

Anything funny happen to you today? Share it here!:

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pistol packin' mama

Those are so funny Marky! How are you guys doing?

Hmmm, I usually always have a good laugh about something here every day. Oh.....OK. I thought my son had went to bed last night, as it was like going on midnight. He has a big game room where he plays his Playstation games or watches TV. I have to go down into that room to go out to the attached garage to do laundry. The only thing I had on was a big ole tee shirt and my undies! The light was off, so I was sure he was in his room. NOT! I go prancing down there, and there he was, laying down on the couch watching TV. I was pretty embarassed to say the least. I told him he had better get to bed, with school and all today. I turned kinda around when I opened the door to go do my stupid wash. I was lucky though. I had a clean pair of boxers in the dryer that I put on before I walked on back through. LOL. Kids! : : :

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Nancy

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Marky_D_Sahdd

We are sort-of-both OK. Debbie has said she thinks she has more drugs than blood in her system, and my brand-new diabetes is acting all schizoid. Also, we have a 14 year-old boy in the house, but aside from that, everything else is great! How have you been??

Debbie ordered bread pudding for dessert the other night (We celebrated an aniversary: The night she flew across country to meet me), and she offered some to my son, William, who turned up his nose.
"Afraid to try something new?" I asked.
"Dad, please don't say it like that."
"Okay," I said. Then, dropping my voice about an octave, I growled in a phony French accent "Afraid to try something new?"
Poor Debbie turned blue from laughing so hard. :d

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sweetpea

Thanks a lot! And it's good to hear from you, too.

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pistol packin' mama

I'm hangin in there.:

LOL! Sounds like something my husband would do.lmao :

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GoldenGirl

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Nancy

On Favorite of the day !!!!

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sc_tigergirl

CONGRATULATIONS on your Life's funnies

Good to see both of you active again...Try not to laugh too hard at us Southerners.. work was more important then an education lol

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Zmama

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